Puma Swede

Just woke up from a nap. Had a tough start on this week, but it's moving along :) First of all Keiran and I fought on Saturday AND Sunday. Or it was more me fighting him :) Not to go into details, let's just say he fucked up a little bit and I got pissed. Of course he has his version of the story, but since this is my Blog, fuck his opinion. I know I was in the right cause he even admitted it! Well, good thing about fighting is that you can make up and have great make up sex :)?

I now also have a Swedish Blog on www.moore.se. So get your dictionaries out and learn Swedish :) Don't worry, pretty much the same stuff, but in Swedish. Or one more thing, they don't let me post any hardcore pics. Posed a picture yesterday with Keirans cock across my face and his cock was rapidly photoshopped into the leaning Pisa tower in Italy LOL. So all the hardcore pics will be for you guys :)

Me sucky loooong time :)

Only 4 more weeks in school on this term. Damn I'm tired of all the school work, but hopefully it will result in grade A in all classes :)?

I still play with My Little ponies - NOT

Here's a funny conversation that took place when I was having lunch at school today. Sitting eating with a girlfriend and this young guy comes up to us and the following conversation takes place:

Guy: Hey girls. I come from a Spa 2 blocks from here and we now give 90% discount on our treatments.

Me: Do you offer happy endings?

Guy: You are joking right? he said laughed a little bit nervously...

Me: Nope. I want to know if you offer happy ending at the spa. If you do I�m interested.

Guy: Eeeh, hmmm, I don�t know what to say�. Even more insecure and nervous at this point.

Me: Just a simple yes or no will do.

Guy: Eeeh, I don�t know. Maybe� You can go there and ask�

Me: I�m not going anywhere unless I know you guys offer happy endings.

Guy: Why would you like a happy ending?

Me: It�s not for me. It�s for my boyfriend. I can�t satisfy him sexually so I have to by sexual services for him.

Guy: I�m very sorry to hear that.

Me: Don�t be. It is what it is. So can I buy a happy ending at the spa for him or not?

Guy: I have to go now, but here�s a brochure from the spa.?

Hahaaaa, I thought it was so funny. My friend thought I was being serious cause I didn't laugh. Had to explain that I like to fuck with people every now and then. She still looked a little bit confused...

Here's some pics of my schoolwork for you :)

Looks like I

Damn skeleton try to molest me...

Kisses Puma

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School and homework :(

As I told you before I now go to school 3 days a week studying Web design. I once in my life said I would never go back to school. Guess the saying “never say never” kind of if true. I do like school, the only problem is that we get so much damn homework. Every week I have to write an essay for example. Not just about whatever I want or how ever I want to write it. There are rules! This week I'm reading articles about female wrestlers in Bolivia. Does women have the same right do the same sports as men? It's suppose be an opinion essay. All these damn rules about statements, paragraphs, citation, transition words etc etc... But a funny story from class this week. In our drawing class we had a male model that posed nude. He was probably around 25-27 and full of confidence. Me and an other girl where sitting drawing the back side of the guy. It's all quiet in the classroom everybody concentrated on their drawings. I decided to get my iPhone up and fire off iFart. I picked a really long fart that probably lasted for 20 seconds. Everybody looks around a bit but nobody says anything. I crack up laughing and my teacher gives me this look: Why is it always you? I know, my stunt was immature, but damn that was funny!?Well, 4 more weeks to go before this term is over.

Hope you all have a great weekend! I'm off to an Italian restaurant with the Benz in a bit :)

Kisses Puma

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A reminder�

Nikki is doing her first Live camshow tonite! And I'll be there :) heheeee...

Don't miss out :)

XOXO Puma

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A trip to Texas�

Been so busy with homework from school that I haven't had the time to write about mine, Sandee Westgate's and Nikki Benz's trip to Austin, Texas last week. Sandee and I where to shoot some new pics and video to promote our Fleshlight's and Nikki had a meeting with them. If you don't know what a Fleshlight is I recommend you check it out and immediately and buy mine ;) www.fleshlight.com

Of course we three girls had a great trip. We do get a little bit carried away at times and the flight attendants had to tell us to calm down and lower our voices a couple of times. The photo shoot went good and we where fucking around all day putting plastic pussies on our feet etc. At least that is funny to me :) On the flight back I end up on the aisle seat and and the guy sitting on the other side try to make a conversation to me. Kind of went like this:

Man: So why are you girls going to LA??

Me: Hugh Hefner is having a casting call for new girlfriends at Playboy mansion.

Man: What is that white thing you just put on the tray?

Me: (The white thing was a piece of candy by the way) Oh, my dog died and I pulled out his front tooth as a lucky charm since I'm a bit nervous about flying.

Finally I fell a sleep from the exhausting conversation with this man. So of course Nikki and Sandee had to fuck with me and decorate me with crackers and shit. When I wake up the man on the other side of the aisle is sitting with his jacket over his crotch staring at us but wearing sunglasses. Was he masturbating. Who knows. Damn weirdo :) ?

Here's some pix from the trip :)?

Kisses and have a great week! Puma

Food before the flight...

And drinks :)

Stapled my dress together... Classy!

Swenz kicking and choking

Beauty sleep with crackers...

Damn Sandee LOL...

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Cum in my ear�

So Nikki always claims that I'm half deaf. So does Keiran. But Nikki and I have now figured why that is. Keiran, for some weird reason likes to cum in my ear! Don't know why, but half his shots gets in my ear. But today I found the solution for how to clean it out. Pretty smart ha? Bought it when I was in Japan...

No more cum in my ear please...

XOXO Puma

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Valentines Day�

Sorry my Valentines pics that I promised you got delayed. But here they come :) Keiran thinks he decorated my face really good. What do you think. The big read heart was filled with chocolates so I feasted on cum and chocolates :)

I heart you too :)

Licki licki loooong time...

I just got back from Texas where I shot some more stuff for Fleshlight. You know the company that molds pussy's and cock's. My pussy is one of them and I can highly recommend their products - www.fleshlight.com. I went there with Sandee Westgate and Nikki Benz. Pics to come. Crazy trip in all the good ways. Tell you more on my next Blog :)

Kisses Puma

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Rough week� Last week that is :)

Sorry for the lack of updates, but last week was busy. But I'm on track now... I hope :) Which reminds me to tell you that I'm now on Twitter.com where you can add me and read what I'm up to :) I'm Puma Swede on there. Kind of obvious ha?

Here's some pics from last wee...

The Swenz having a lunch break while shopping

SWENZ doing Universal City walk with 2 fans ;)

SWENZ likes Nice Size balls :)

Watched Keiran play football(soccer) for Hollywood All Stars

Of course they support Puma :)

Shot with Reese Rhylee :) Love it :)

And with Dylan Ryder. Yummy :)

5 blondes have much more fun than you!

Oh yeah...

There you have it :) Tomorrow it is xBiz awards. Nikki and I are presenting an award and I'm nominated for best website so cross those sausages of yours! And did you like all the blonds? We're going out on Saturday to paaaarty :) Now Keiran came in and he either wants sex or he wants me to clean my office :) He is so needy ;)

Kisses to you all!

Puma

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Wohooo� I did get laid :)

I told you I was gona get laid :) Or I was more hoping on getting laid. Keiran told me to come and pick him up in something sexy. So here's a picture of what I wore...?

XOXO Puma

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Study, study, homework and sleep. And laughing w Nikki�

Damn, my poor brain feels deep fried. So much information and new stuff at school that I have to go to the car between classes and take a nap. That is not a joke!?

On Sunday Nikki and I was suppose to go the movies. Instead we sat home and just talked ideas for our new SWENZ project we are working on. Actually there is 2 new projects. We have so much fun talking about it and get carried away with one idea crazier than the other one. I swear if you would hear one of our conversations you would think we are crazy. So at 1 o'clock at night I go home and I'm totally exhausted in school on Monday. One class is 4 hours and between the classes I have a 1 hour brake. So I go to the parking garage and grab a blanket, set my alarm to go off 10 min before next class and sleep.

So after Mondays class Nikki calls me and say she's having dinner at our regular restaurant so of course I go over there and end up having a glass of wine. Then back to Nikki's where again we sit up discussing our ideas and laughing until 3 o'clock in the morning. I swear we laugh so much that our faces and stomachs hurt. I go back up and sleep 3 hours and back to school. At 12 again I go to my car and take a 45 min nap. Nikki laughs so much at my naps in my car, but WTF, I'm tired :)

On Tuesday I finally go to bed at 10PM and have a decent amount of sleep. On Wednesday I only have one class so when I got home after noon I passed out on the couch. Then Nikki wakes me up and we go to Starbucks and laugh some more. We are making progress and on the 14th of Feb, on Valentines Day we are shooting the first stuff for this new project. It's going to ROCK! Can't wait to show you...

Now I've just been sitting home doing homework. Writing, drawing and computer work. A funny thing that I want to tell you. Nikki got her new bed yesterday and I went down to look at it. But the funny part is that the old mattress she has put in the middle of her living room. It looks so funny but she claims that it's perfect there in front of the TV so she doesn't want to get rid of it. I will try to go down stair tomorrow and snap a picture of it.?

Tomorrow Keiran gets back from Vegas so hopefully I get laid :) On Saturday I'm driving down to see Sandee and hang. And then more sex with Keiran. Poor thing, he's going to get worn out hahaaa...?

Now back to watch Transformers. Have a great night!

Puma Swede

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Sweden lost :(

Well, Sweden lost against US yesterday at the soccer game :( And it was cold :( But who care, we where cheering, screaming, yelling and trying our best to support Sweden while eating hot dogs and drinking beer :)?

Here's a couple of pix for ya'

I am wearing a bikini underneath...

Go Sweeeden jaaa....

XOXO Puma

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Hejja Sverige�

Today I'm going to see Sweden's national soccer team beat the US team in soccer. I hope :) I'm excited and I get very involved when I watch any kind of sports. I scream and yell and Kieran always gets annoyed at me. Let you know later how it went and I'll have pictures of me in my Swedish outfit :)

Kieran's mom and sister left yesterday back to England. The night before The Swenz (Nikki and me) and Kieran and his sister and Duane (a random guy from the street) went for dinner at our favorite restaurant :)Veeery nice, like Borat says :)

I've heard red wine is good for you. That's why I drink it...

I've heard red wine is good for you. Only reason to why I drink it ;)

Now I'm going to sit and do homework :( Some of it is fun. We have to draw 5 eggs on white and black surface, but since I like drawing it's OK. I also have to make a collage which is OK too. Then I have to read some stuff which is boring... Here's my morning in pix though. Veeeeery niiice....

Breakfast in bed by Kieran...

Trying to look like Batman... With tits

Have a great day cause I sure will!

Puma

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I don�t like public bathrooms�

Just woke from a nap :) Feels like I come home with a fried brain every time I've been to school. So much information. But don't get me wrong, it's fun too...

But one thing that is a problem when I go to school though. Sorry, here comes the toilet talk again :) I hate going to the bathroom when I'm in school. You know when there's only a thin wall between the toilet “booths” and a big gap by your feet. Sound and smell can travel free. I try to hold my breath for the longest, but when they're all taken and I have to wait I finally got to breathe. I hate smelling other peoples farts and shit. And when the person comes out of the “booth” they have this guilty expression on their face: -”Sorry, I just exploded in there from the beans I ate last night”... I know it's normal to shit and I proved to you I do it too by posting the pic that Keiran took of me on the “throne” :) I kind of wish there was a non-shit policy in public bathrooms...?

This problem I have had since I was a kid. I never, even once, used the toilet when I went to school when I was a kid. Resulted in that I peed my pants on the way home several times. My parents where not too impressed and couldn't understand why I couldn't use the bathroom in school. I got better when I got older since peeing my pants at 15 was not so cool and having the chance of being seen. Even though I was a nerd back in the days I still try to be a little bit cool...

Then when I started working I couldn't go to the bathroom if I saw somebody coming out of the bathroom. I had to wait for the bathroom to be empty at least for 2 min before I could go in. One of my best friends in Sweden used to take 1 or 2 shits at work a day. She said she even brought a magazine with her so she could relax properly. Good foor her!

Keep the brown-hole closed!

OK, enough shit talk for now :) Hope you all are having a great week so far. On Saturday I'm going to see the Swedish national soccer team play against the US team at Staple center. We're a bunch of Swedish girls going. Going to be fun. Tomorrow Nikki and I are having a meeting about our new Swenz project :) Usually our meeting ends up having coffee at Starbucks and talking bullshit, but tomorrow we're on! Other than that it will be a mellow week for me :)

Kisses Puma

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Back on track� Almost�

If it matters to anybody I say I'm sorry for lacking on any updates on my Blog this week... Every time I come back from Vegas I feel jet lagged. Maybe cause I stay up half the night and then never catch up on my sleep until I'm back home. This trip to Vegas was no exception. We got back on Monday at 8 AM and I drove the whole way since Keiran was being a lazy cunt ;) Went straight to bed and slept till 1 PM. Not much was accomplished that day.

On Tuesday I started school again at 8 AM. I had to struggle not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking. Had one hour lunch break when I had to sort my schedule out so now I study Mondays and Tuesdays full time and half day on Wednesdays. My second class on Tuesday was with the same teacher I had last year and he is really funny. Even he asked why I was so quiet when I always talk and give him a hard time. Had to be honest - Vegas fucked me up ;) He thinks it's very un-womanly (is that a word?) to say f-ck... WTF!

When I got home Keiran's mom and sister had arrived from England. Met them last summer and they're really nice and cool. They are visiting us for 10 days so forget about me catching up on sleep ;)?

On Wednesday I was back in school at 8 AM. I tried to turn my face away from the teacher and lean my face into my hands so I could close my eyes for a bit every now and then. I bet I yawned 500 times during class and this teacher is so damn energetic like she had 10 cans of Red Bull before class...?

I came home and had to go straight to bed and sleep 2 hours. Later on at 6 PM I slept for an other 2 hours. Keiran, his mom and sister went out for dinner, but I felt like I was in coma and stayed home.?

On Thursday is was Keirans Birthday. He is probably the hardest person I ever known to buy a gifts for. He returned everything except a camera of all his Christmas presents that I gave him. So of course there was no exception for his B-day present. But I blame him since he couldn't tell me what he wanted.?

On Friday it was our 1 year anniversary. One year of love, fights, sex, laughter, tears, happiness, more sex and an engagement :) What a year :) We all went out and partied at night and it was a lot of fun...?

That's about it. Done some sightseeing and shopping with Keiran's mom and sister too. Oh, and I cut my hair short again. I really can't make up my mind about long or short hair so now it will be short for a while again. OK, don't have anything more to write now so I say good bye and good night. See you next week :)

XOXO Puma

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Elvis is alive�

Hey,

So I was in Vegas for 3 days. What did I do there? Well I did see Elvis and he took me and Keiran for a ride in his pink Cadillac. There was disco lights and smoke... Can you guess what happened? I will have pictures for you soon to show you. In the meanwhile you just have to guess :)

I think I took a pretty cool pic...

Yesterday I went shopping for a Christmas tree and decorations for it. I ended up buying 5 bags of decorations, but no tree. And some more shoes for me :) I'm heading out in a bit to look for a tree. I love decorating the tree for Christmas. Will have it done by tonight and I'll show some pics of it tomorrow :)?

Last night we went for a pub with Keiran's football (soccer for you americans) mates(friends). A lot of fun since most of the people there are English and they like drinking. Their team captain is Vinnie Jones and he was there too. I like Vinnie in the movie “Gone in 60 seconds” where he doesn't say anything the entire movie until the last minutes. I think that's funny.

Not everybody is blond in Sweden...

?We where 4 Swedish girls there and we where all talking about how much we are going to miss all the Swedish Christmas foods :( Well, we're all getting packages sent from our mom's from Sweden so I think we'll survive. And also we're going to this Scandinavian store in Hollywood today to see what they have :)

Oh, and one last funny pic. Look, in the ladies bathroom at the pub they had too toilet seats next to each other. I think that was really smart since we girls always like to go in the bathroom 2 and 2. But then I started thinking - what if you go in with a stranger and need to shit???

Double the fun!

XOXO Puma

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Snow in Vegas!!!

Hey,

Yesterday I shot with Brooke Haven and Phoenix Marie. They're both very down to earth and fun and we took some time before the shoot to compare our boobs. Both of them have excellent titties!

Of course I took the middle spot :)

After the shoot I rushed to the airport and flew out to Vegas to see Keiran. He misses me so much ;) Hahahaaa, I actually miss him too when he's away. But this week is the last week of shooting before Christmas and then he and his “Willy” get a little break. Or maybe not, cause there could be a chance of me wanting sex heheeee...

But the coolest thing is that today it started snowing in Vegas and it's been snowing all day! And now there's like 4-5 inches of snow on the ground. Reminds me of Sweden :) Hopefully the snow will stay for a couple of days.

Sorry, it was suppose to be a pic about the snow, but my face got in the way...

OK, see the snow now?

XOXO Puma

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Bla bla blaa�

So today was my last day at school for this quarter. My first class was Color Theory and I think I did pretty damn good if I may say so myself :) The teacher took some of my drawings/paintings and is going to submit them to the art board at school so we'll see if they display it.

I think I

The second class was Typography and I think I did pretty good there too even though that class was a pain in the ass. All our work was done in Illustrator which I never worked with before, but I finally got the hang of it. I had a tutor that helped me out and last week when I saw him he was high as a kite and I almost got high too of his weed-breathe LOL... I wish ;) hahahhaa....

Look, I have a shaved arm pitt...

Went tanning with the Benz tonite. Also dropped of her B-day present from me and Keiran which was a bracelet and a perfume since she smells ;) We celebrated by going through the drive through at Mc Donald's and like the big spenders we are we had cheeseburgers and chicken wraps :)

Wow, I shaved the left arm pitt too...

Tomorrow I'm shooting with Phoenix Marie. Only met her a couple of times, but she's always in such a good mood and smiling so I bet we'll have fun :)?

See ya' later alligators!

Puma

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Pics from yesterdays shoot

Hey,

Did a funny shoot yesterday a site called www.POVhumiliaton.com. It was really funny. It's me solo talking to the camera as it was a guy that I'm dominating and humiliating. OMG! I said the nastiest things ever and I felt so mean. My last scene my so called husband dies and I'm happy cause I'm taking his money. It was fun to play mean. Maybe that's my new side since I was kicking the living shit out of Keiran this past weekend? Hmmm, note to myself - Look up angry management classes ;)

The classic finger-in-mouth pose :)

Nap time for Puma... I wish...

Did I forget to shave this spot this morning?

XOXO Puma

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Party�

Okey, before I get to my Saturday night of partying I just have to show you a picture I painted for school. Of course I picked a nude body to paint :)

I like tits

In the beginning of the night...

So on Saturday night I and Keiran went out with a few friends. A very cool place called Bardot. Very cozy place, excellent food, good music and a live band. So everybody is having a good time, but I think Keiran was having the best time. He told me early in our relationship that he only dances if he's drunk. So when I saw him on the dance floor for over an hour I came to the conclusion that he's not only drunk - he's really drunk. People had to move out of his way cause his moves where out of this world. John Travolta can retire and Keiran is sending his application in for “Dancing with the stars” LOL. One guy came up to me and named him “Happy Feet”. You know that pinguin that dances??

You want some breastmilk with those drinks?

I had to drag him out of the club cause by the end of the night I think he made friends with everybody at the club and did not want to go home. A second after he got in the car he leans out of the window and starts throwing up. He throws up from the parking lot all the way home. When I park in our garage he falls out of the car and falls on the ground like a lump of dough. There's no way of talking to him. And he's still throwing up. I finally loose it and I start hitting him, pulling his hair and finally kicking him to try to get him to stand up. No reaction. I take my high heels of cause it was hard to stand and kick him with those on when they where off I kicked him some more. I swear if somebody would've seen me they would've called the cops on me - domestic violence or whatever it's called. After 45 minutes of trying to get him to move and get to the elevator I finally drag him by his arm into the elevator and up to our apartment. I'm sweating my ass off and have to go and clean the trail of puke that went from my car all the way up to our apartment. And guess what I cleaned it up with? Keiran's white shirt that I ripped off him after I got him inside the apartment. So damn pissed when I was done. I left him sleeping on the floor cause he was still pasted out.

Keiran checking the floor in the garage...

Next day Keiran spent lying in the bathtub complaining about pain in his ribs. He said he thought that he'd broken a couple of ribs and it hurt when he was breathing. I said that maybe he was sore after his hardcore dancing session at the club :) Finally I admitted that it was me that caused the damage since he didn't remember a thing... Well, to finish this story off he got better later on at night and he didn't have any broken ribs. I felt a little bit bad and got him some Mc Donald's. I'm such a good girlfriend don't you think hahaaaa...

Yesterday we where in Vegas and had dinner with Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn among others. It was all part for a Brazzer's scene and I'll post some pics of it later. It was a mellow night even if we where suppose to go out and celebrate Nikki's B-day that's coming up. We just emptied the mini bar ;) Here's a pic when we're on the plane home ;)

Morning wood

Howdy...

Puma

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Girls shit too :)

I just had to share this picture Keiran took of me a while ago. Taking a shit and reading a magazine - CLASSY!

Give up turd ;)

XOXO Puma

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Pamper myself..

So I got back from Ohio safe and jetlagged :) Luckily it's warmer here in LA. On Sunday night we where a bunch of people that went for dinner. 3 of the girls are Swedish so I rushed to IKEA and bought Glogg and Gingerbread. Glogg is something we drink in Sweden only at Christmas time and you heat it up and it taste a little bit like red wine. If any of you go to IKEA I recommend you try it. You put raisins and peeled almonds in the bottom of a cup and then heat the Glogg almost till it starts to boil. Good shit!?

Swedish biatches :)

On Monday I had school and I was so tired. Fell asleep in my computer class. I was known in school for always falling asleep. I swear I could fall asleep anywhere. Even during a wrestle-style-thai-massage.

So about this wrestle-style-thai-massage - I went to this nail place yesterday to get a 1 hour massage. The lady had massaged me once when I got my nails done and she was amazing. But this time she took me into a room in the back and I don't know where this little lady gets her strenght from, but she was like a miniature pro-wrestler combined with an ultimate fighter. I don't know what to say, but I was battered after this hour. I had to call Nikki and go over to her place and tell the story and tell her to forget about me recommending this place before. ?Here's a pic of me after - molested!

Sorry for the look....

Today I go my hair done. I hate sitting still for a long time so I always stress the poor girl out to rush it...

Hurry up!

Now I'm sitting painting. Next week we're going to present all our work we have done. When I' finished I'll show you some pics of it :) Can you tell that I'm proud of myself hahaaaa...

That's it for now. Tomorrow Thursday ?have a camshow at 5PM PST. If you're not a member of my site you can go to www.camz.com to create an account and watch it :) If you want that is... ?Also, this Sunday there's a Swedish or Scandinavian Christmas fare in Downtown LA. I've been to it once before and it was great to mingle with my fellow country men :) And they serve Glogg :) So if you want to find out how we Scandinavians do it you should come too :)

XOXO Puma

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Last night in Ohio

Just want to tell you that I suspect that all the security boys at the Club are taking some kind of growth hormone cause they are all 6″7 and taller... Or maybe it's the Ohio weather that makes them grow???

Here's a picture and my “bitch boy” Trevor who's 6″9. For once I feel short ;)

And here's a picture of me multi tasking :) Brushing my teeth while listening to my iPod and taking a picture. Beat that if you can :)

XOXO Puma

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Happy Thanksgiving�

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! I just went to Starbucks and had my morning coffee. There's almost no people out and Starbucks is almost the only place open around here. The girls at Starbucks was asking i I don't have any place to go to today. Too bad I don't :( I love big dinners and I love turkey... Well, I do go to Dreamgirls tonite and they have a free buffe LOL :) Hope you all have a wonderful time with family and friends!

Love Puma

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I�m in OHIO now�

And it's freezing over here :( Just found a mall close by and bought a hat, scarf and gloves to survive :) If they would've sold Long Johns I would've bought that too :)?

A bum or a pornstar?

So I'm dancing from today until Saturday at Dreamgirls in Columbus here in Ohio so come by and if you do, bring me hot chocolate :)?

I'm very bad at eating healthy and when I'm traveling it gets even worse. Just check my lunch for today :)

Also wanted to share some other exciting news. I'm nominated for an AVN award for ‘Best solo website” so cross your fingers for me :)

XOXO Puma

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My 1st Boxing Match :)

Yesterday we drove out to Vegas to see the Ricky Hatton fight. Had no clue who this Ricky is, but there was about 30.000 English people in Vegas to see him so I guess he is pretty big in the boxing :) Damn, English people are VERY supportive and it was a great atmosphere in the arena. We where sitting right behind the Ricky Hatton Band who was playing all along. It was my first boxing match ever and it was awesome! I love boxing now :) Got to practice some punches on Keiran noow ;)

XOXO Puma

You go man!

With the Ricky Hatton band...

Ricky won!

Posted in General 24-11-2008 02:47:05 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

More pussy ;)

I can't say that I've been that busy that I haven't had the time to write a Blog. Don't know what the fuck I've been up to really. Weird, you ever feel that way? That a week goes by and you wonder what the hell you've been up to??

Well, I did have a very relaxing day in Malibu. Don't know the day, but it was really hot and it was great to just sit in the sun and watch the ocean. I try to think creative thoughts like people always do in the movies. Like meditate while watching the ocean or a fire. Can't claim that I got any bright ideas while sitting there, but it was nice :)

Anybody have bigger sunglasses?

Me showing my cleavage off :)

Shot twice this week. First with Sinn Sage. Unfortunately I forgot my camera that day so I can't show a picture of her. But let me tell you that she has an amazing ass. It's so round and I just wanted to slap that ass real good. I didn't though cause I didn't know her. But after our scene she tells me she has a spanking site and I can come and spank her and we'll film it. Fuck yeah, count me in :)

Second shoot was today with Michelle. Not sure about her last name. Really funny girl and she even farted in our scene. I thought that was hilarious. You go girl!

Me and Michelle

Now Keiran has a mate (friend as we would say) visiting us from England. He seems really cool and he is going to be staying with us for 2 weeks. I'm planning on playing a practical joke on him. I love doing that or scaring people. I hide and jump out of closets or whatever to scare Keiran all the time. He's not too impressed with me so I'm thinking I should try it on his “mate”. If you have any practical jokes up your sleeves, let me know...

Oh, just remembered a joke I pulled on my mom this week. She believes everything I tell her so it's so funny to play pranks on her. She called this week probably 6 times to check if I was OK since there was fires here in LA. I said yes and promised I'd be careful. By the 7th time she calls it was night time over here. I said that the electricity had gone out all over where we live and people where running around robbing stores, shooting and braking in to peoples homes. I start whispering all of a sudden saying that I think there are people in our apartment building and that I hear them outside our door. My poor mom starts panicking on the phone. All of a sudden I pretend crying and yelling saying that they're shooting outside and now they're trying to brake in. My mom is about to start crying so I had to tell her I was just joking. I've done this so many times on her so she barely gets pissed any more. Just says -”I should've known”... Poor mom. My sister said that I was mean and that mom could have heart attack. Hmm, maybe I need to tone down my jokes a little :)

Well, that all for now. Have a great weekend you all. I'm of to Vegas tomorrow to see a boxing match. Never seen one so I'm excited :)

Found a Christmas tree today and I love Christmas!

XOXO Puma

Posted in General 23-11-2008 02:46:06 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Lots of pussy for me :)

Keiran is in Vegas this week so I have had some pussy in the meanwhile ;) First Pussies where my cats Turbo and Sandee that I went to visit. They live with an old neighbour of mine in her house. The cats didn't like to be in an apartment so she babysits them for me :)

Yesterday I went to visit Sandee Westgate and all of her 5 dogs. We did a cam show together which was fun. I sometimes think we have too much fun cause people always ask if we're drunk or on drugs LOL... For you're info we're not, but we sometimes get carried away and it might seem that way. Also I practiced targeting by throwing candies in her butt crack :) Did pretty good... After we went to the mall and tried massage chairs, shopped and had dinner :)

Today I did a scene with Samantha Ryan for Reality Kings. She's a cool chick and we had a lot of fun.?

Now I'm of to bed. So tired :) Take care until next time :)

XOXO Puma

Posted in General 15-11-2008 02:39:08 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Me baking�

Every time I go home back to Sweden I ask my mom to bake Cinnamon buns. She makes the best and I can eat like 10 in a day. No joking... So today I finally pulled my finger out and baked them myself. And they where pretty good. And don't they look good?

XOXO Puma

Posted in General 10-11-2008 02:33:06 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Good morning :)

It's before 5AM where I am. Of some reason I couldn't sleep. I hate being awake on my own. Keiran is sleeping like a baby.

Well, my trip to Boise, Idaho went very well. I loved the little town and it reminded a little bit of Sweden with all the trees changing colors and it was a little bit rainy and cloudy. I wish I would've had the time to drive up to the mountains, where they told me you could see the whole city. But I was behind in school with homework so I sat all day in my room painting and making a PowerPoint presentation. The room service people asked if I ever leave my room and what I do in a hotel room in Boise all day long :) Told them I go out by night. They probably thought I was some kind of creep, heheee...

When I got home on Sunday Keiran had cooked a traditional English Sunday dinner with roasted potatoes, gravy(not his white one LOL), mashed potatos, pigs and blankets(sausage wrapped in bacon), chicken and vegetables. I was impressed. Had no idea he could cook like this. But he has watched “Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares” ?on TV lately so maybe he has picked up a few tricks there :)?

On Monday we had mid term grading and tests in school. I did pretty good. Still need tutoring in Adobe Illustrator though. It's a damn hard program to learn :(?

On Tuesday Mariah Milano came over to our place. She's such an energetic sweetheart. A really cool chick! We did a camshow together which was great. We laughed so hard that people thought I was high or drunk again. ?Mariah also told me that she has spy cams set up in her house. Maybe I should try that too? What do you think? Maybe start with one by my computer I was thinking. Damn, I'd probably could scare half of you people off now with my 5AM look :)... Hmm, maybe I need to think about this spy cam thing some more...

On Thursday I shot 5 clips for Comedy TV. It was a lot of fun. I will let you know when the clips are ready and you can judge for yourselves :)

Nikki came over for dinner and Keiran offered his cooking talents again :) Had half of a bottle of red win and got wasted hahaaaa... It's very convenient when she only lives a floor down. No drinking and driving for us :)

That's about it for now. Don't know what I'm gona do today. Any suggestions? Weird that I'm not tired now. Maybe I go and dip Keirans finger in room tempered water to see if he pees himself. You're suppose to pee yourself if somebody does that to you. Let you now what happens :)

Have a great day!

Puma

Posted in General 09-11-2008 02:32:06 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

I tried to �do� Keiran in hi sleep LOL

I'm sitting at the hairdressers right now and she's doing my hair with some brown in it this time. Maybe I'll go brunette as Nikki and Sandee ;) No, I like blond, but just want to variate it a bit. Will post pics when it's ready.?

Today I shot with Mariah Milano for our websites. She is a dark brunette with huge boobies and she let me fuck her with a strapp on. My kind of girl ;) Hopefully we will get together again next week and do a cam show together before she goes back to Miami. That's a show you shouldn't miss :) Let you know if it's happening.

So now to my story about trying to “do” Keiran in his sleep :) It started the other night and he started finger banging me in his sleep. Can't say he was doing a great job cause his hand and fingers where all over the place and then he just fell a sleep again. Next morning he doesn't remember a thing. So then the next night it starts again. This time he is more on target and is doing a pretty good job. Then he starts fucking me and is rock hard. Damn, he is really horny I think we're going to have an awesome sex session. But suddenly he stops and is a sleep. What the fuck! We where lying in spoon position and I try to fuck him and think he is going to wake up. But he is like a knocked out elephant and how hard I try there's no sign of him waking up and finishing up. Damn... But then suddenly he starts banging away again and I thought that maybe he was just pretending to asleep. It lasts for like 1 minute and then Mr Lee is back to sleep. He pulls out and turns around lying on his back, but still has a huge boner. I'm pissed now so I bend over him and spit in my hand start jerking him off. It was so funny. He was just lying there and I was hoping that I could make him cum on himself and in the morning he would find all this dried up cum on his stomach LOL. But in the middle of my handjob he wakes up a little bit and by the look on his face he was wondering what the fuck was going on, but is too tired to say anything and just turns around and goes back asleep. I thought it was hilarious and I'm determined that in the future I will succeed in jerking him off while he is sleeping. It has become like a goal for me now. Is that legal? Well, hopefully Keiran won't sue me ;)

On Thursday I'm off to Boise in Idaho to dance. Never been to Idaho so if anybody has any good tips about Idaho, let me know :)

That's it for now. Probably be here in the hair salon for about an other 2 - 3 hours so maybe I'll will think of something else I want to write and tell you about :)

XOXO Puma

Posted in General 30-10-2008 02:09:04 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Good times�

Authentic German Leatherhosen :)

Shit, sorry I haven't written in a bit, but so many things has happened. Good things mostly :) First of all I have started school. I passed the test which had a math, science, social and reading and understanding part. I had planned to start school in November if I was going to do it. But when I went to the Art Institute to deliver my paper of proof that I did pass the test they told me I have to start right away. The test is being cancelled cause a lot of people abuse it and this was the last week they where accepting it and so I had to start asap. So now I'm in school. A lot of fun. Never thought I would go back to school cause I was never that found of studying, but this is different since I mostly practice stuff that I like. Puma Swede - Pornstar and Student :)

My “meeting” that I was suppose to have with my friend has been delayed, but we're on talking terms again so that feels great. And I hope we'll sort the last parts out this week :)

Last week on Wednesday me and Nikki Benz took of to Berlin Germany for the big Venus convention. We had a 5 hour stop in Amsterdam and decided to leave the airport and check out the Red Light District. As we came out of the train station we asked a couple of guys where the Red Light District is. They answered and then asked if we wanted some good LSD. Thanks, but no thanks.... As soon as we approached the area you could just smell weed everywhere and everyone except the tourist with kids more or less looked high. Since we only had a little bit of time we only had time to explore the outskirts of the district and it was pretty much coffee shops and sex stores wall to wall. I wanted to see the places where the girls dance in the windows, but that was further away. Well, next time. I for sure want to see more of Amsterdam :)

We arrived in Berlin late Thursday night pretty jet lagged. Friday, Saturday and Sunday we where at the Venus convention from morning until night. It was almost surreal. Since we hardly got any sleep it was like the movie Groundhog day where the guy experiences the same day over and over again. Nikki and I would sit in our hotel room awake at 5AM laughing at the most stupid things not being able to go asleep. But it was great meting a lot of our fans and hopefully we got some new ones as well. This one fan took a train for 4 hours to come and see us and he had saved up money that he gave us so we could go and have dinner on him. I think that was very sweet! Thanks Uwe!!! We where exhausted on Monday morning since we didn't sleep anything cause our flight was at 7.20 AM. I fell asleep before the plane even took off and didn't wake up until we landed in London. Shopped some English stuff for Keiran since he gets a little bit home sick from time to time. Luckily on our 10 hour flight from London to LA we got 3 and 4 seats all to our selves and slept pretty much all the way home. I love traveling, but flying for that long is not the best part of it.

So now I'm back home trying to catch up with emails, homework from school and scheduling shoots and of course having a lot of sex with Keiran :) A funny story about having sex with Keiran is that the day before Nikki and I left for Germany I guess Keiran and I had a wild sex session in the middle of the night. Nikki who lives right under us woke up and said it sounded like an episode from National Geographic or whatever program it is that shows animal programs. She said I sounded like a skinned monkey, LOL. She couldn't sleep and had to go sleep on her couch. Sorry Nikki, we'll try to keep it down in the future or at least give you a warning when we're about to practice animalistic sex again ;)

This week I'm probably shooting with Sydney Moon on Sunday and then Mariah Milano next week - lot of sexy time for Puma :) On Thursday next week I leave for Idaho to Feature Dance.

That's it for now and I hope you all have a great week!

XOXO Puma Schwede (I guess that's how it would be spelled in German)

Cheers from the SWENZ in Berlin

I need a hand...

Posted in General 23-10-2008 02:04:04 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

A better week so far :)

So I can announce that this week is better than the last one :) Well, it's only Tuesday so maybe I should just say that the week started better than the last one :)

First of all I went to the Art Institute yesterday. I'm thinking of taking a Web Design class/course. It is 1 year and 9 months long and I would get a degree. Sounds very interesting and exciting. The only thing is that it's for such a loooooong period of time. I just want to go in for a month or 2 and just learn it all :) And since I haven't graduated in the US I have to go and take a basic test that if I pass it, it would be the same as I graduated school over here. The problem is that the test has a math part. I always hated math and never figured it out. I sucked big time on it. Tried to Google math tests online last night and found a test on a level for a 6th grader. Damn, I didn't understand a shit. Well, I think I'm going to go and take the test at least and then see if I'm going to school or not. You can do the test 5 times I think so even I should figure it out or have some luck with it I should think :) Keep your fingers crossed.

After leaving the school I got a text from my friend that I let down last week and we're going to sit down and talk on Sunday and that feels great. I missed my friend and I hate when anybody I know is angry or disappointed at me. So I'm very happy about that :)

Other than that I've been running around in some furniture stores looking for some new furniture for our place. In the picture you can see how involved Keiran has been :)

Also, reminding you of my Live Camshow tonite for www.xxxblackbook.com at 10PM EST.?

XOXO Puma

Keiran's way of helping out to choose furniture :)

Keiran's way of helping out to pick furniture ;)

Posted in General 08-10-2008 01:53:04 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 1 comment(s)

Not a great week :(

Hey,

Sorry I haven't written in a while. It hasn't been the greatest week for me. I do like to concentrate on the good things though and one of them is that I did make it back from Florida safe. Tired as shit cause I drove straight from the club to the airport and with what looked like leftover make up on my face :)?

Don't feel like getting in to details about what's not so great. Lets just say I have to learn to keep my mouth shut! Not that I talk shit or gossip cause I'm not a big fan of that kind of talk. But I do let things slip and that's what happened now and somebody that means a lot to me is very disappointed at me :(?

This is not a big thing, or actually it is... I rarely get any zits. Then one day this week this red thing appears on my chin and it keeps growing and growing. I'm not kidding you when I say it looked like I had a stop light on my chin. And it hurt. It was swollen all around and when I picked Keiran up from the airport he couldn't believe his eyes. I would post a picture, but it's too disgusting :)

Well, it finally popped today. It was like an explosion. OK, maybe I should stop now :) I think you get the point.?

I guess Keiran had a though week as well. ?He has been shooting crazy hours in Vegas and is now lying home sick. So I guess now is the time for me to put on my nurse dress again and take care of him :)

That's about it I guess... I hope next week gets better :)?

XOXO Puma

Just a pic :) Without the zit LOL :)

Posted in General 06-10-2008 01:51:04 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Boobi Trap

Hey,

Right now I'm in Florida Feature Dancing at Boobi Trap in Pompano Beach and Hallendale. Just wanted to share a video with you from here. What do you think of my fancy trailer I got LOL :)

Check it out -?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RuqpgV4q6A

If you're in the hoods, come by and say Hi :)

XOXO Puma

Me ready to go on stage in my nurse costume :)

Posted in General 26-09-2008 20:17:19 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Montreal and my B-day �

So this past weekend was my Birthday - wohooo... Nikki Benz try to tell me that I'm now longer will be concider MILF, but a GILF (Granny I liked to Fuck)... She's a biatch ;)

I flew to Montreal, Canada Friday morning with Abbey Brooks. We where talkning about that next time we travel we should call in advance and order a wheelchair and pretend to have a broken leg or something cause then you get to go in front of all the lines and don't have to wait. And you'd be the first one to board the plane. Well, if you read to the end of this story we both have agreed to never talk about this option again...

On Friday night I had dinner with the guy that hired us to party at a club over there and one of the guys from Brazzers that Keiran is contracted to. Then we picked up Abbey that had stayed in and napped. Shouldn't that have been me taking a nap since I'm a GILF now ;) We went to a club and partied a bit and we both agreed - We love Montreal.?

On Saturday we finally got ready and did some shopping. Dinner in the old town in Montreal. Very nice. At 11PM it was party time at Club1234. We where suppose to have a limo to pick us up, but we (actually it was all Abbey) run a little bit late and the driver took off. Ooops. Well, we finally made it to the club and it was a very fun night. We then did get the limo to drive us back though :) So when stepping out of the car and heading to the hotel Abbey falls and grabs hold of me and I fall on top of her. She could barely get up and said she was hurting as hell. The limo driver had to come out and help me carry her to her room. She says she think she has broken a rib and it was hurting when she was breathing. I call Keiran cause I didn't know what the hell to do. If you have a broken rib there's apparently nothing you can do, it just has to heal by itself. So Abbey was going to get some sleep and I said I'll check in on her in the morning. Long story short, she couldn't leave in the morning cause she was in such pain. She gets taking to the hospital and they confirm that she has a broken rib. So today I get a text that she was put in a wheelchair and today was able to leave Montreal and fly to home to rest. Damn, no more joking about sitting in a wheelchair we both agreed on :(?

Keiran was not too impressed with me going to Montreal cause he had planned a really romantic evening for me that he had to cancel. I did feel like shit when I heard what he had planned, sorry :( Let me just tell you it included a hired violinist and maybe you get the picture...

But last night we went for dinner to celebrate and of course Nikki Benz was there too. We went to a an awesome place called The Little Door. Very nice place and awesome food! I highly recommend this place to everyone. Nikki gave me a gift card to a Make Up store (maybe she think I need to cover up my old face better now) and a perfume. I do know she thinks my farts smell out of this world so maybe that perfume is suppose to cover that up :) Seriously though, thanks Nikki :)

I almost forgot to tell what Keiran gave me. I got a Gucci purse and a matching wallet that looks very very nice. Thank you babe! I had told him that I wanted him in naked wrapped in a red bow and then I could molest/demand sex from him for a whole day. Well, he didn't need the bow cause I still molested him the whole weekend so last night after we got back from the dinner I had to run down to the store and buy him celery. He said he was out of spunk and he did have to go back to work today and they do require a cum shot LOL :) For those of you who don't know eating celery makes you produce more cum. That's what Keiran says and he should know :)

So this week is mellow and the coming weekend we're moving so you better be prepared Nikki LOL :)

XOXO Puma

Me and Abbey Brooks

SWENZ forever

The SWENZ ready to eat :)

Posted in General 17-09-2008 20:17:20 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Movies, farts and breast milk�

Haven’t done a lot this week. Nikki Benz is back in town so we have done dinner and movies. Saw The Mummie, not so good and then Pineapple Express - hilarious. One funny thing (or at atleast I think it is)n is that before we saw The Mummie we ate steaks at Ruth Chris and I had steak the day before as well so my stomach got upset. Very little things upset my stomach and when it gets upset I fart. And they do not smell like roses. So during the whole movie I’m farting and it STINKS big time. Nikki was so pissed, but at least I kept her awake. She usually falls asleep :)

But I did a dominatrix scene the other day. First the girl I was suppose to worked doesn’t show up. She thought we where shooting the next day. Yeah right… The funny thing was thought that the girl that run the shoot and owned the studio had a lot of fetish equipment. So I get to try having these patches on that you the shoot electricity through. Felt very weird, like somebody was scratching me. Then I tried this stick that lights up and gives out electricity as well. Thought she was going burn my arm hair off, but she’s a pro on this stuff. She asked if I wanted to masturbate with it, but I passed on that one. Well, 4 hours later the replacement comes. I don’t think she’s been dominated before cause she just laughs and don’t know what to do when we wrestle around. I was suppose to do a lot of nipple twisting and sucking and biting on her nipples. So at one point when I suck on her nipple and I look on it I wonder why my spit/drool look kind of whitish… Must have been something I ate or drank I think. Well, when she sits up and is going to be tied up milk comes out of her nipple. The girl that’s shooting asks if she’s lactating and her response was - Yes, it happens. Shit, I think I almost throw up a little bit in my mouth when I realized that. I’m not sensitive or picky, but fuck, I don’t want to drink breast milk.� So for the rest of the scene I stayed of her nipples.� Ugh!

Did an other more pleasurable shoot after that with Elexis Amore. She’s very into girls and very good with her fingers and tongue. I like :) The scene was about kissing and she was a pro at that too so it was all happy times :)

I’m now back on doing Live Camshows at www.camz.com and I did one with Keiran on Wednesday night. Poor Keiran had just got off work and then� I demand him to fuck me too. But I don’t think he minds :) He’s like a damn machine that just gets hard and can fuck forever so the camshow was very hot! Don’t miss the next one that should be on this weekend :)

Stay hot!

XOXO Puma

Posted in General 16-08-2008 03:09:04 by webmaster | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

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